Insomniac's Paradise Proudly Presents:

 
Tim's Blog Needs a Catchy Title: This is the blog that started it all, as Tim rambles on and on about everything and anything that crosses his mind.  The good-natured humor and touch of sentimentality is likely to bring a smile to anyone's face.  He describes it as the "place to rant and rave about the world in general, and all the cool people I know who happen to live in it." [Read More]

The Limerick Guy: Every entry is a limerick poem, pure and simple.  In fact, this mysterious poet only speaks in limericks, including comments on other blogs or responses to comments on his own.  Maybe he takes it a little too far, but if you're looking for a limerick on a particular topic, he's probably written one.  And he takes requests!  He explains:

"My name is the Limerick Guy
So naturally I'm gonna try
To make at least half
Of my audience laugh
You get the idea - Good Bye!"

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Pasta Mama: Superhero Extraordinaire: Meeth Soni takes us on her frazzled adventures in through life, typically blaming her foibles on Tim's Blog's author, who she lovingly calls "Timmo."  She poses questions for her readers about such intellectual topics as whether it is immoral to steal a sample from a salad bar, the taste of shampoo, and  strategy in a hula hooping contest.  Call her Spelling Bee Queen, Snow Princess, or Pasta Mama. [Read More]

Missouri Sucks: If you're a sports fan, you'll definitely want to check this out.  It helps if you're a Kansas fan.  Ok, it REALLY helps.  But it's hardly necessary.  Drew Thompson provides insightful commentary on sports, entertainment, and life in general.  He's the ultimate sports fan, appreciating the intricacies of winning (basketball) and losing (football), and always with a sense of humor.  As Drew says, "Nebraska, you stink too." [Read More]

Old Crabby's Complaints: Crabby feels it's his job to complain about anything bothering him.  Slightly tongue-in-cheek, he describes some of the daily encounters anyone might have.  He describes his role:  "I'm here to complain.  I want the world to join me in complaining.  You didn't thin I wanted to fix things did you?  Then what would there be to complain about?"  [Read More]

Panicky Pam - I'm Always Freakin' Out: Pam doesn't take things lightly.  Instead, every minor obstacle, decision, and observation can have a major impact on her life.  Daily activities build into monumental catastrophes (in her mind at least).  If you've ever been nervous about something - ANYTHING - you'll be able to relate to her humorous accounts of worry. [Read More]

All Things Brown Considered by a Brownie: Dedicated to the color brown, Ima Brownie describes life an an Indian-American girl.  From her toilet bowl to yours, her obsession with bodily functions has garnered the creation of a cartoon strip known as "The Poop and Poopie Show." [Read More]

The Brat Princess' Castle: The first vampiric blog poster at Insomniac's Paradise, the Isabella Malkum lets readers inside the mind of a huntress.  Her whispy posts sparkle in your mind as she comes closer to piercing your soul.  "I am bored with my mind and curious to know if there is something anything that I have yet to truly find." [Read More]

 Axara Darwick: Fearless writer Axara Darwick explains: "I'm just like anyone else in the sense that I'm not like anyone else... I'm a rambler, 'You talked more that week than I ever have in my whole life!' I was told from a VERY reliable source.  Hmm... but if you wait it out, eventually I reach my point and inevitably I'll impress you with my disarming and cool way of being crazy.  I hate how no matter what I write here, I always sound like a major cheese-wheeling dumbass, so to avoid further geekliness... Dowidzenia!" [Read More]

Haiku Homie: Taking a step from the Limerick Guy's page, the Haiku Homie writes only in the 5-7-5 syllable verses of Japan's great poet warriors.  In actuality, there have been two homies, and one homegirl contributing to this artistically difficult poetic form.  Now, a new Homie has taken control:

poems roam freely
ever present sweeping now
the homie lives here

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One Day This Will Be a Real Blog: Coming from a friend of Ima Brownie, Rano the Great reveals both charm and embarrassment happening every day.  "...somehow I do have an intense curiosity or, more accurately, an interest in the idea that my small thoughts will be, in the smallest understanding of the world, 'published.'" [Read More]

Insomniac's Paradise also presents the following Mini-blogs - those with limited posting, or temporarily on hiatus:

Grandiose Delusions of Grandeur (Musings of a Doomed Prophetess): 16% conspiracy + 43% literary theory + 22% reverse discrimination + 19% philosophy = 100% entertainment!

Madame Cassandra - Horoscopes of Doom:  You probably don't want these ones to come true.

Pookie Loo is 2 Rich 2 Care: This lil' Pikanese enjoys the good life of wealth and celebrity.

Scratches' Adventures: "*couch* *hack* Oh Mary, my lungs."  Adult film director Scratches Patterson has it rough.

Playa's Pizzaridizzice: "Yo, this is my jams on the webs!  Big ups to my main G Timbuk 3, youse guys needs to get on this... Im'a post here 'bout my PLAYA lifesytle." 'Nuff said.

Dilemma Schmelemma: There is nothing you can ask, that can't be answered.

Oakwood Intelligence: A little haven for telling you about the spygames Noel Oakwood plays with her friends, to get the inside info on the latest hot guy to cross her path.

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