Romba: Chee nub, jaiwawa?

Teebo: We're here to announce the extra bits of the site, you know all the extra stuff.

Romba: Nai tuk cha?

Teebo: No, no - Tim wants us to tell the audience about stuff that doesn't involve Raspberry Absolut.

Romba: Chai cooch cha.

Teebo: It will just take a second, let's just get it over with.
 

Romba: Hai tee took cha.  Wee nawa.

Teebo: I don't understand why you're being so obstinate dude, we can totally just talk about the shit and get outta here.

Romba: Chee nub, wa chee toob toob.

Teebo: I don't know, they just want us to say something about how cool the website is, so that people think it's more than just two grown men playing with their old toys.

Romba: Chee nub, wassan tu...
 

Romba: *cough* Olives Boligarky is the pinnacle of online entertainment, a beacon of high comedy - portrayed in an artistic style representing the treasure of youth, the vicarious adventures of reckless abandon, rolled up in sarcastic overtones and smatterings of toilet humor.
 

Teebo: Uh, Romba... where did that come from?  You don't speak English... only Ewok.
 

Romba: Chee naw????

Teebo: What do you mean you don't know.  This is too creepy, we need to get out of here.

Romba: Wai chee cook cha.

Teebo: What do you mean we can't leave?  Why not?

Romba: Tim ep keewana.

Teebo: I don't give a fuck what Tim wants us to do, we just leave already.
 

Romba: Chee nub?  Queet jub.

Teebo: No, we just walk away.

Romba: Ep Tub?

Teebo: If we can't walk away, then we just wait until Tim runs out of pictures of us, then he'll have to end the script.

Romba: Why chut tub, jawwa!!!

Teebo: Oh no! You're right, this DOES look way too familiar.

Romba: Chee nub!

Teebo: Fuck, he's reusing pictures... we're totally screwed!  Got any ideas?

Romba: *cough* Now you can come here to find all your childhood heroes, arch nemeses, and other random individuals interact in this crazy universe that is Olives Boligarky!
 

Teebo: Nice, and you can not only catch these amazing stories, but you can find interviews with some of the most interesting people around here in the "1 on 1" section or be amused by the ramblings of those crazy heroes in a half shell by reading "Turtle Soup".

Romba: And don't forget there's also those wacky law students in Washington - "The Capitol Letters."

Teebo: Yep.  And there are links to all the cool blogs with Insomniac's Paradise.

Romba: Chee nub, wy choo choo jawawa.

Teebo: Yeah, that ought to cover it.   Think he'll end the script already?

Romba: Nee top cha.  Creedo.

Teebo: Good, I'm sick of this picture, it looks like I'm trying to pick my butt.