Kriedler: Webby, are you all ready for Halloween?

Webby: I think so, how do you like the spooky skull decorations?

Kriedler: I'm somewhat impressed.

Kriedler: Your pumpkin though... something's now quite right about it.

Webby: But it's GIGANTIC!  Don't we want a huge pumpkin?

Kriedler: Well, yeah, but shouldn't it be more orange?

Webby: It was the best I could do on short notice.

Kriedler: This isn't the fucking Charlie Brown Christmas Special.  Good intentions and crappy decorations aren't going to make my holiday.

Webby: I'm... *sniff, sniff* trying the best I can.

Kriedler: This has to be the very best and scariest celebration we've ever had!  Yes... this will be gruesome and terrifying.

Webby: Why are you making that face?  You look demented.

Kriedler: We should look demented!  It's Halloween!  Now get it together or I'm not letting you stay for the party.

Webby: But I live here you jackass!

Kriedler: Grrrr....

Webby: Look, I'm sorry you don't like the pumpkin, but there's going to be lots more.  I promise I'll scare you good tonight.  You'll see!

Kriedler: Ok, but I have big expectations here.  You can't scrimp by like using cough syrup to spike the punch - got it?  This needs to be the greatest celebration of all time!

Webby: It's just a party...

Kriedler: Just a party?  Just a party?  Was it just a party when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Webby: Wait.  What?

Kriedler: Was it just a party when I got so wasted I started lighting the Everclear I blasted through my nostrils?

Webby: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have any.

Kriedler: Just go get ready, while I spruce the place up a bit.  Try to find something scary for the party.

Webby: I'll see what I can do.

Kriedler: Things are looking much better around here already!

Webby: You added a sign?  That's incredibly lame.

Kriedler: No, Bozo, you're incredibly lame for getting a brown pumpkin.  This way people know that we know that it should be more orange.

Webby: Oh.  Good thing you highlighted it like that then.  In orange.  So everyone would knows what color you meant.

Kriedler: Exactly.  Now you get it.

Kriedler: Stop being finicky ok? This is gonna be the best party of all time... as long as you shape up and all.

Webby:  I'm going to get my costume.

Kriedler: Oooh, excellent idea.

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