Kriedler: Arrrr... I'm a pirate matey!

Webby: Yeah, I can see that.  Pretty good costume I must say.

Kriedler: Wait a second.  What are you supposed to be?

Webby: Isn't it obvious?  I'm Donald Duck.

Kriedler: Donald Duck?  What the fuck?

Webby: What?

Kriedler: That's so gay!

Webby: Why?

Kriedler: Donald Duck?

Webby: Hey, I already had the bill.

Kriedler: We'll get through this little discrepancy.  Just breath.

Webby: Discrepancy?  What are you talking about?  I can wear whatever costume I want to.  What does it have to do with you?  Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Kriedler: Listen DAMNIT!  I want the scariest party of all time.  I pretty much want to scare the guests to death!  And you running around as a lispy Disney character doesn't really support my image of the scare-fest!  Now go get your jack-o-lantern.  I wanna see how you screwed this up!

Kriedler: I'm quite happy with my jack-o-lantern this year.  Simple, classic... what the hell is that?

Webby: Uh...

Kriedler: Why is your pumpkin all deformed like that?

Webby: Well, they sorta ran out of pumpkins because I got there a little late today.  I had to use this oversized gourd.

Kriedler: A gourd? A fucking gourd?  What the hell is wrong with you?  I've been telling you all day that this party needs to be perfect!!!!

Webby: I know, but what was I supposed to do?  They didn't have any left?  At least I still have a jack-o-lantern for the party.

Kriedler: You've got jackshit-o-lantern for the party.  I mean, look at how great mine looks.  I guess mine will look even better when it's sitting next to yours.

Webby: Hey, that's not fair...

Kriedler: All I know is that you'd better not have messed up the decorations, or you're in big trouble.

Webby: Yeah but...

Kriedler: No buts.  Get 'er done!

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