Kriedler: Ok, things are almost ready.  What have you added to the decorations?

Webby: Well, besides all the hard work I did on the skulls and the giant pumpkin, I made a spooky looking bat.

Kriedler: A spooky bat?  Where is it?  I don't even see it, and don't try to blame my awesome eye patch on that!

Webby: It's right next to your head dumbass, on the pumpkin.

Kriedler: Well, if it's on the pumpkin, then don't you think that really just counts as one decoration?

Webby: I just can't win.  I just can't win.

Kriedler: Webby, maybe I've been too hard on you.  Maybe I've put too much pressure on your scrawny shoulders...

Webby: Hey, no need to take shots at my physique...

Kriedler: Webby, oh Webby my boy, let me show you a REAL Halloween Decoration.

Kriedler: Now, even though I've had NO extra time, and you've just been sitting around all afternoon...

Webby: Hey, I've been working my ass off...

Kriedler: I went and made THIS!

Webby: Wow.  Ok, that's pretty good.

Kriedler: Damn right it's good.  It's an honest to goodness Halloween scarecrow.

Webby: How'd you make it?

Kriedler: Well, actually I stole it from a nearby field.  THAT'S what makes it authentic!

Webby: You stole it? Whatever, at least you seem pleased with yourself and how the decorations are coming along.

Kriedler: Hell yeah I'm pleased, at least with MY work on this party.

Webby: Well, I'm sorry I disappoint you so much.

Kriedler: I'm sorry too.  I'm sorry too.

Lucifer: Excuse me gentlemen.

Webby: Whoa - where the hell did you come from?

Lucifer: Exactly.

Kriedler: The party doesn't start for another hour or two, but I think there are some Cheetos and Mountain Dew over on the table back there.

Lucifer: Shut up morons.  I want to tell you both a story...

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