Luke: Hey Romba, did you hear the good news?

Romba: Chee nub?

Luke: No, no.  They didn't find a cure for Hepatits.  But Tim and Kyle finally got Olives Boligarky registered.  It's like a real honest-to-goodness website.

Romba: Wychee kooch nub?

Luke: Yeah, no kidding.  But at least they got their shit together and have launched this baby.
 

Romba: Tuk tuk.  Nub, jee nub.

Luke: I know their shit is really funny.  One time I was doing whip-its, and I was reading some of their scripts... Holy Shit.  And then this guy, his voice, it sounded all deep and slow and shit.  Oh man...

Romba: Keenot dee cha.

Luke: Oh.  Sorry, I wasn't trying to endorse it, I was just telling you what happened.

Romba: Neetu da chawawa.
 

Luke: Yeah, it totally benefits us.  Tim and Kyle will totally share the wealth with us, since we are the stars of their creation.

Romba: Freetnub.  Kwai ub ub.

Luke: Yeah, they'll get us like, the first season of Six Feet Under, on DVD... or something cool.  I just know it.

Romba: No chee nub.  Twainot.

Luke: Yeah, we should get a little money for announcing the launch of the site like this shouldn't we?

Romba: Yep.  Chee nub.

Luke: Totally sweet.  Ask and we shall receive.  I'm suddenly holding tons of cash!

Romba: Kyle nub cheee nawawa

Luke: Yeah.  Yeah, it's because Kyle took a picture of me holding it.  What's your point?

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that you are carrying a lot of money.  Do you think that Tim or Kyle would want to pay me to be on their website?
 

Luke: Uh.  Well, we had to beg just to get this much, and we've been doing a lot of shit to get ready for the website.  Those two are a little stingy with their money, but if you had some cool trick, then maybe...
 

Underwater Tech Wolverine: Hey Guys, I just noticed that you were carrying a lot of money.  Don't give it to this guy.  I'm a much cooler wolverine.  I've got tech armor and this silver mask thingy for night vision.

Luke: Isn't that an underwater mask?

Underwater Tech Wolverine: Why, yes.  Yes it is.  It sure would be a pleasure working with smart guys like you here at the website.

Wolverine: Uh, what the fuck are these two assclowns pestering you about?

Luke: They want money to be on the site.

Wolverine: Figures.  Don't you know that we will be on the site whether we like to or not, and we will only get paid if they take a picture with us holding that money.
 

Hugh Jackman Wolverine: Hmm, I suppose you're right.  We might as well just accept that we're all a part of Olives Boligarky now.

Underwater Tech Wolverine: Yeah.  I'm game.  So what do we have to do to star in our own feature?

Luke: You're kidding right?

Romba: Hee hee nub nub nub.
 

Seth Green: Excuse me everyone.  But I couldn't help but notice you were carrying a whole bunch of money...

Luke: Fuck off already, we told you before to keep outta Olives Boligarky.

Green: Now you know I can't do that.  You guys are pathetic.  Tim and Kyle are even more pathetic.  Look at the problems with continuity you're already having.  For Christ's sake, you have three wolverines in this sketch.  It's ridiculous.

Romba: Shunub chee jawawa.

Green: And one of your main characters doesn't speak English.  Yeah, that's going to go over real well with the audience.

Luke: I told you to fuck off.  Guys, could you help us out here?

Green: Wolverine, Wolverine, and Wolverine.  You know, I could pay you to come over to work for me on Robot Chicken.  I could use a couple'a guys like you.

Hugh Jackman Wolverine: What do you think guys?

Underwater Tech Wolverine: It's an interesting offer...

Wolverine: I don't trust this guy though.

Underwater Tech Wolverine: You know.  Robot Chicken kind of sucks anyway.  It's not going to last, maybe we'd be safer here.
 

Wolverine: Yeah, and don't forget that Olives Boligarky is truly some of the funniest shit we've all been a part of in a long time.

... especially if you don't count that stupid Christmas special... ugh.

Wolverine: No dice Green.  Get outta here.  Before we throw you out.

Green: You haven't heard the last of me.  I'll be back to pick up the pieces of this crappy website.  You'll see my pretties.  You'll see!

Luke: Wow, we just launched the site, and I'm already sick of that asshole.  Is he going to be interrupting us all the time like that?

Romba: Chy nu cho nub.

Luke: I know, I know I owe you 21 bucks.  But I didn't get a chance to go to the ATM yet.

Romba: WY CHEE NUB NUB!

Luke: I guess I could pay you out of this cash, but that just wouldn't be right.

Romba: Chee nub, woo nychub.

Luke: Ok, ok.  You don't have to tell Tim.  I don't want to get put into that sketch with the microwave.  I prefer not to be the figure playing "Liquid Luke."

Romba: Nub wawa.

Spiderman: Excuse me guys, I just happened to notice that you are carrying around a lot of money.

Luke: Yeah, it's Tim and Kyle's though, so forget about it!

Spiderman: Fair enough, just remember that I'll be coming around for your rent money pretty soon.

Luke: I know, I know.  Aren't we supposed to be telling the audience that this website is up and running now?

Spiderman: They already know Jimmy my friend.  They already know.

Luke: Who's Jimmy?