Leia: So, uh what are we doing here?

Teebo: We're announcing some of the features of the website, now that it's up and running.

Leia: Oh, cool.  But if they're reading this, don't they already know that it's up?

Teebo: Well, yeah I guess so.  What's your point?

Leia: Oh I don't have one buddy, I don't have one.

Teebo: Ok, so you have any ideas on what we should say?

Leia: How about, "Site's up, check it out."?
 

Teebo: Yeah, that's good.  Then everyone will know that they can start coming here for updates on all our crazy adventures.

Leia: We have crazy adventures?

Teebo: I don't know.  Just work with me here, and I'll give you a plug.

Leia: A plug for what?

Teebo: YOUR BLOG! - "Pasta Mama"
 

Leia: What?  "Pasta Mama?"  But that's Meeth's blog.  How is that a plug for me?

Teebo: C'mon Leia.  We all know you represent Meeth, and thus want the blog to be publicized.

Leia: Well, I suppose... but I'm not sure.

Teebo: It's not like anyone gives a rat's ass about it anyway.
 

Leia: Ugh! Fuck YOU Teebo.  People love my blog because they love me.  Forget it, I don't even want to talk to you anymore.

Teebo: Leia, wait!
 

Teebo: Leia, I'm sorry.  Don't you see that your blog was meant for bigger and greener pastures?  This way, everyone who visits Olives Boligarky will know all about you.  They'll know all about your job, your friends, your life... They will read this little guest appearance of yours, and head over to your blog.

Leia: I guess I never really thought about it that way.

Teebo: Plus anonyminity just fucking sucks.
 

Leia: I don't know Teebo.  How can I trust you?  You couldn't even keep posting for me over this past summer, and now I'm putting my faith in your hands.

Teebo: C'mon, have I ever let you down?

Leia: Um, I just gave you an example - you were supposed to post on my blog while I was out of town to let everyone know what I was up to.  You stopped after 2 days.

Teebo: Oh that - I was kinda busy, but was there any other time besides that?

Leia: Well, there was that time when I was supposed to get ready for a big meeting at work, and you made jokes all night and I laughed until I got a stomach cramp, and almost got fired when I wasn't prepared the next day.

Teebo: Now you're just being silly.

Leia: What about that time you tried to get a job as a bartender and you made me try that drink... what was it? A "Flaming Romba" - I threw up for three days.

Teebo: Yeah, but that windshield wiper fluid was expired, that wasn't my fault...

Leia: I'm just saying that I tend to get into trouble when I'm with you... but I suppose I have a lot of fun doing it.  So - OK, I'll help you introduce Olives Boligarky.
 

Teebo: Awesome!

Leia: You just better be nice to me.

Teebo: I'll buy you a certificate of appreciation or something.

Leia: Ooh, one from Kinko's with the gold trim?

Teebo: Sure, sure whatever.  Just get back to posting on your blog already.  Oh, and put a link to the website on it ok?

Leia: I sure will Teebo, I sure will.  Wait, what? A link? Do I get the same?

Teebo: I guess so.

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