Ren: Oh my God - Stimpy!

Stimpy: Yes Ren?

Ren: I'm in such a good mood.  I don't think there's a single thing that could ruin my day.

Stimpy:  That's great news, Ren.  You sure seem to be a lot happier since you've won the lottery and started dating that lingerie model.

Ren: You're right, Stimpy.  I am happier.  This might turn out to be the best day of my life.

Stimpy: Mine too, Ren.  Because I get to spend it with my very best friend in the whole world.

Ren: You're visiting Thomas Haden Church today?

Stimpy: No silly, I'm talking about YOU!

Ren: It sure is great to be alive.

Stimpy: I know what you mean, we should really do something fun today since we're so happy.

Ren: Like watch the second season of Lost on DVD?

Stimpy: I was really thinking that something more adventurous might be nice.

Ren: Whoa, I'm not installing that voyeur camera in Barbie's dream house again.  Ken kicked my ass last time I tried to pull a stunt like that.

Stimpy: I wasn't really thinking along those lines, Ren...

Ren: Oh no? Then what were you thinking about?

Stimpy: I didn't really have anything in mind, I was just hoping that something might come along...

Ren: Hello Mr. Robot who happened to just come along.

Goldbot: Hello sirs.

Stimpy: Do you want to help us celebrate the best day of our lives, Mr. Robot?

Goldbot: What the hell is going on here?

to be continued...