Paul: Whattya say, Rufus? Will you lend us a hand in solving these murders?

Rufus: I dunno it sounds pretty dangerous...

Paul: Oh it is! That's what makes it so exciting!

Rufus: I'll help you Paul.  But I'm doing it because I don't want to see a good paramedic like you get hurt.  We save lives buddy.  Sure we occasionally pick up corpses and drive them to the hospital...

...more of a show for the family of course so they can hold out some hope...

... my point is that we save lives.  We don't hunt criminals.

Paul: Uh.

Rufus: Don't you understand?  Murderers are dangerous folk!

Paul: But, Rufus, that's why I want to help Grubby bring swift, merciless justice!

Grubby: Did I hear someone say "merciless justice?"

Paul: Yeah, we were just talking about how we are gonna help solve the murders.

Grubby: Wonderful.  Glad to have the support gentlemen.

Rufus: So do you have any suspects yet?

Grubby: No.  Unfortunately I've found no DNA evidence at the scene of any of the crimes.

Paul: You mean this killer knows what he's doing?

Grubby: I have no idea, I haven't actually looked for clues.

Grubby: That's why I've got someone who can really give us a hand in catching the killer - Order the dog.

Order: *Bark*

Rufus: Oh great.  A dog.  He goes "Bark."

Paul: I think he's kinda cute.

Order: Back off, homeslice.  I don't need another bitch around me.  And I do more than go "bark" - dickhead.

Grubby: Yeah, he's good.

to be continued...