Grubby: Great, the team is all here.  This is Order's partner - Law.

Law: Hey everybody!

Grubby: Ok everyone.  I can't stress enough how serious this is.  A killer or killers is on the loose.  If they find out we're after them, we could be next in line for a gruesome, violent death.  Our corpses... rotting in the sun, becoming a putrid reminder of nature's...

... oh.  My point is, we need to get to work.

Order: Take it down a notch, chief.  Relax.  We're the best of the best.  I've got a nose for clues, and Law here has the experience we need in taking out the trash.  You know what I mean?

Grubby: Law takes out trash? I thought he was a cop?

Order: How long have you had this job?

Grubby: What job?

Law: Yeah, good boy.  He's just bragging.  But I know we can catch the bastard.

Law: Order, now see if you can sniff something out...

Paul: This is so exciting.

[some time later]

Grubby: Good work my friend, you've found a clue.

Order: A clue? I've found you a freakin' dead guy.

Grubby: Let's take a closer look.

Grubby: Wow, he's dead all right.  Totally dead.

Megatron: I'm not dead you idiots.  But I've had my leg blasted off.  I'm leaking fluids everywhere.  I don't know if I can make it.

Grubby: Wow.

Order: Can you tell us who did it?

Megatron: If I had seen them, they wouldn't have gotten away.

Grubby: Is there anything you can tell us?

Megatron: Caaa...

Rufus: Great, no clues, no new information, nothing.

Law: Not so fast there, we can still examine the body and look for clues.

Rufus: What chance do we have against someone or something that can take out the evil decepticon leader?

Grubby: This isn't the time to bicker gentlemen.  We have to figure out what's going on.

Paul: We should also get to warning everyone that we can.

Order: Right.  Let's get to it people.  Can't just sit around wishing for lemonade all day long.

Grubby: Lemonade?

Order: Yeah, it's refreshing.

to be continued...