Rufus: You know Paul, I'm glad you brought me on board this mission.  To be honest, I've been a little bored with driving an ambulance all day.

Paul: I know how you feel.  That's why I got into this game in the first place.  Nonstop adventure.

Rufus: That's all fine and good.  But I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you or the rest of the team...

*BANG*BANG*BANG*

Rufus: Noooooooooooooo!

Rufus: Stay with me Paul.  Stay with me... You've got to hold on...

Pirates: Yearrrrr!!!  Kill 'em all!

Rummycube: Now, this is the life... killing indiscriminately.

Jeevers: I'd say we're Maxxin' and Relaxxin' in fact.

Rummycube: That's a ridiculous phrase dude... I'd lose it if I were you.

Capt. Prime: That's enough yammerin' Arrrr...  Let's get the treasure through these parts and to the boss already.

Squawker: Yes sir, can we keep up the killing though?

Prime: Of course....

Prime: We're PIRATES!  Arrrrr....

to be continued...