Redstar: Master Stormshadow, I return.

Stormshadow: Report my apprentice.

Redstar: I killed a pimp who was harassing a woman into having sex with several men and a long steel baton.

Stormshadow: Very good.  I would like to hear more of what she was told to do with the baton...

Redstar: There is no time, master.  I also bring troubling news.  There is someone out there murdering individuals, almost at random.

Stormshadow: Awful.

Redstar: And the authorities believe that we are to blame.

Stormshadow: Oh shit.  As if ninjas already don't have a bad name.

Stormshadow: I am sure I know who is perpetrating these murders.  It can be only one group of people.  Gather the others.

Redstar: But how can you know?

[meanwhile]

Prime: Excellent work men.  We have gotten the treasure, and had quite a bit of fun in the process.

Squawkers: Don't you think we could keep a bit of the treasure for ourselves?

Nobeard: Yeah, just a little bit of it?  The boss won't know the difference.

Prime: You fools.  I didn't become a Pirate Captain by acting stupid.  We'll take our reward, and we'll get some extras where we can.  But under no circumstances do we open the chest.  The boss will have all our heads.

Nobeard: If you say so Captain.

Prime: I DO say so.  If I see one man touch the chest when not carrying it at my bidding I'll tear his nuts off with me hook and squash them with me peg leg.

Nobeard: Ouch.

Squawkers: He means business.

Prime: Let's gather our forces men.  Me thinks there be ninjas here.

to be continued...