Grubby: Whoa.

Order: Whoa?  Yeah whoa.  There two dead thugs lying here.  Do you think it was the ninjas?

Grubby: Whoa.

Order: Damnit Grubby, you've got to pull it together.

Grubby: This is certainly bad news for us.  We can't just have rampant killing going on all over the place.

Order: Well, unless the victims are mimes.  That I could deal with.

Grubby: Agreed.  Unfortunately, we have no idea what profession these two practiced.

Goldbot: Sirs, I have some important news to report sirs.

Grubby: What is it Goldbot?

Goldbot: Megatron, he's still alive.  Well, sorta.

Order: But, he can't still be alive, we saw him torn to pieces.

Goldbot: I just call 'em like I see 'em sir.  He's talking.

Grubby: Take us to him already!

Order: What the...?

Goldbot: It's only his head that's still here sirs.

Grubby: What happened to the rest of him?

Megatron: You don't need to talk like I'm not here, assholes.

Grubby: Sorry about that, would it be possible for you to tell us anything?  Anything all all.

Megatron: Sure, the sky is blue, your fur is yellow, and I've got no body.  Now try finding whoever did this.

Order: Sure is a wiseass for wanting help isn't he?

Grubby: Yeah, but you did take a piss on him earlier.

Order: I guess.

to be continued...