Capt. Prime: So, no one's on to us right?

Rufus: No, they all think it's the ninjas.

Prime: Excellent.

Nobeard: I hate ninjas.

Prime: Don't we all...

Rufus: So you'd better just get the treasure out of here before anyway catches on.

Prime: No one will figure it out, since you'll keep 'em busy.

Rufus: How am I supposed to do that?

Prime: Take out the MP.

Rufus: Do I have to?

Prime: If not...

Prime: ...then we'll just kill you.

Rufus: Good point, I'll do it.

[some time later]

Law: Hey Rufus, I've got some interesting news, I saw some tracks in the mud earlier today.  I noticed one looked like a peg leg.  I think we might be dealing with pirates as opposed to ninjas.  Maybe Megatron was a little confused since both wear those frilly outfits and such, but I really do think we should...

*STAB, STAB, STAB*

Rufus: Man, you talk too much.

[yet more time later]

Prime: Did you do it?

Plantain: Yeah, did ya?

Rufus: What are you two idiots blind, the body is right here.

Prime: Yes, yes of course.  Looks like you did a good job there.

Plantain: Yeah, did ya.

Prime: Well boys, looks like ol' Rufus might have the makings of a pirate yet.

Plantain: Yeah, he does.

Jeevers: Yeah, that guy's dead.

Rummycube: Yep.  So uh... yep.

Rufus: We don't really need to be standing here around the body where someone could see us do we?  I mean, that's sort of a bad idea.

Prime: Good point newbie.  You stay here to cover our tracks, and we'll be on our way.

Rufus: (muttering): Lazy bastards.

Prime: What was that?

Rufus: Hazy last turds... duh.

Prime: Oh, ok then.

to be continued...