Grubby: Oh no!

Grubby: Oh God no!

Order: *hooooowwwwllll*

Grubby: Rufus, what happened?  It can't be!

Order: *whimpering*

Rufus: I'm afraid it was... it was the pi...

Grubby: Pie?  Cherry or apple?

Rufus: I mean, ninjas.  It was the ninjas.

Grubby: This just has to end.

Grubby: Don't worry my friend.  We're going to find whoever did this.

Order: I am going to eat someone's testicles before this is done.

Grubby: I can't believe you're hungry at a time like this.

to be continued...