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Grubby's Great Adventure
Episode
19
 

Grubby: So what are we doing here, Order?

Order: We're going to call in the cavalry.

Grubby: I see. What does that mean exactly.

Order: It means we get some backup.

Grubby: Oh, but I already paid some guy about a hundred bucks to backup my computer, is that what you mean?

Order: Seriously, how did you become a homicide investigator?

Grubby: Oh, Teddy got me the job.

Order: Figures. Stupid bear.

Grubby: Oh, before we get started here, can I ask a silly question?

Order: Is it about the helmet?

Grubby: Yes.

Order: Then no.

Order: Hey muchacho, que pasa?

Juventud: Not much, just working out.

Order: Uh, yeah, I can see that.

Order: Any of you see some ninjas around here?

Grubby: Or know of a good place to get chimichangas around here?

Order: Shut up, Grubby.

Juventud: Any of you chicas seen some ninjas around here?

chicas: *silence*

Juventud: Sorry guys, no ninjas around here.  But that's not why you really came back here is it primo?

Order: Of course not, I want to see the niños.

Juventud: Well, what's in it for me if I let you see 'em?

Grubby: Maybe we could offer a nice brunch, some fruit salad and coffee...

Order: How 'bout I won't grab your fucking jugular vein and eat it.

Juventud: Why didn't you say so, Jefe?  No problemo.

to be continued...

 
 
 
 
 
   

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