Rufus: Colonel Saunders, I'm Rufus.

Col. Saunders: Hold your tush, Rufus, I'm on the phone.

Rufus: Oh, sorry.

Saunders: Don't be sorry you miserable little bag of puke.  Be ready to anticipate when I want you to speak!

Rufus: Uh...

Saunders: Now what the hell do you want?

Rufus: Look you moron, I'm not one of your soldiers, and I don't take orders from you.  I'm just relaying a message from Captain Prime.  And that's to get yourselves into position for "Plan 38."

Rufus: Plan 38? Who ever heard of something so stupid? I'm getting sick of all this stupid stuff.  I need to take charge of operations and get my hands on that treasure...

Sgt. Buckhalter: Col. Saunders, what're the orders?  Really?  Plan 38?  I'll get my men on it as soon as we can.

Buckhalter: We're attempting to apprehend a dangerous criminal at the moment.  We've been called in to protect the area.

Buckhalter: Yes, EXTREMELY dangerous.  This one has been just outta our grasp for so long, I know the up and ups are going to be pleased with his capture.  Yeah, I've lost a lot of good men in the pursuit.  It's worth it though.  A terror like this just had to be stopped.  Wait, wait, Colonel, he's surrendering now, I've got to get him into custody.  I've got your orders though.

Buckhalter: Yep, we'll be on Plan 38 in no time.

to be continued...