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2nd Annual Section 4 Class of '07
Hula Hoop Contest

   

 

    3:00PM, April 28, 2006 - Washington College of Law
   

Veteran hula hoop competitor Jenny Segal snuck into the contest as a last minute competitor, and won in an endurance testing "hoop-off" with runner-up Michelle Woolley.
 

Jenny Segal performs with two hula hoops in round one.Amidst fellow contestants Meeth Soni, David Wilhite, and Woolley, Segal was able to wow the crowd with a fantastic double hoop display, as well as a magnificent second round performance involving jaywalking across Massachusetts Ave.  Recent complaints from WCL neighbors about students walking across the street into oncoming traffic had elicited angst and much mocking of the local population.  Bringing the issue into focus in a  move of creative genius, Segal was able to maintain a strong technical balance to her showing as she darted past traffic not once, but twice all the while managing to keep the hoop a go.
 

Michelle Woolley reads a sultry passage of A Civil Action.The first round of competition was fierce, featuring a dramatic reading of Jonathan Harr's A Civil Action by Woolley with very strong technical composure.  Woolley's first performance in a WCL Hula Hooping event, her hula skills wowed judges in both technical and creative categories.  She would use the traditional, yet elegant spinning technique for her second round entry, exposing her control and raw talent.  Though Section 4 knew little of any previous experience Woolley might have, she was quick to erase the doubts that typically accompany a first time contestant.
 

David Wilhite balances himself during his hula routine.Newcomer David Wilhite began his first ever contest entry modestly claiming a lack of familiarity with the rules of the event.  However after some quick practice runs and some personal time with the hoop, he gained crowd support and hula momentum.  His slow methodical movements improved his scoring despite a few drops of the hoop.  Finishing with an extravagant final kick, he added to the entertainment of the event with his own comedic play-by-play.  He followed up with an even stronger second round performance, rousing the crowd with an improvised version of Hamlet's famous soliloquy.
 

Meeth Soni "works it" with her shiny pink friend.Soni, a second time competitor, raised crowd spirits with her "orgasmic" hula display.  Mechanically sound throughout her first round performance, Soni's vocal enthusiasm garnered most of the attention she received.  Her encouragement for the hoop spinning around her waist made some in the crowd blush as she screamed "work it baby!" and yelped in pleasure until time expired.  She continued to make magic with her plastic friend in a second round "hula walk" around the spectators.  A feat of strong technical merit, Soni became the first ever contestant to employ the wide field of the WCL front pavement in her hula endeavor.
 

At the end of the two rounds, each giving contestants 30 seconds to display their abilities, Segal and Woolley's scores were virtually even.  A little known rule in the Section 4 Hula Hooping bylaws requires contestant to go into a sudden death round when scores differ by less than a full point at the end of regulation.
 
Judges Myra Wilder and Anna Stimmel observe the contest with intrigue.Judges Tim Slovik, Anna Stimmel, and Myra Wilder conferred on the ruling, and  chairman Slovik decreed the last woman standing event after eliciting suggestions from the ecstatic crowd.  Facing one another, and hooping at the same time, both women were able to maintain their hula form. At the passage of 90 seconds, Slovik ordered the contestants to continue on only one foot.  The shift in balance caused Woolley to lose control of her hoop, as Segal survived to be named the new Section 4 Class of '07 Hula Hooping Champion.
 
After the event, Segal thanked the crowd for all the support she had received along the way, and credited her spirited performance to the love of Section 4 she could feel when walking through the hallways.  She also issued a challenge to last year's champion - Loren Turner - who was unable to participate due to a looming Evidence exam on Monday.  Segal hopes that the two will be able to face off in the 2007 event in a champion against champion showdown.  Segal nearly won the event in 2005, after a controversial decision awarded Turner with the championship after strong displays from both competitors.

Segal won the hula hoop used in victory as her championship prize.
 

The Section 4 crowd enjoys the show.
 

FINAL RESULTS:

Round Segal
Woolley
Soni
Wilhite
1 * 15.00 17.00 18.5 18.00 19.00 17.00 16.75 17.00 16.50 15.25 13.00 14.50
2 ** 10.00 10.00 9.00 7.50 9.25 8.00 7.50 8.50 8.50 10.00 9.50 9.00
Final 25.00 27.00 27.5 25.5 28.25 25.00 24.25 25.50 25.00 25.25 22.50 23.50
Total *** 79.5 78.75 74.75 71.25

* Each contestant was given one score for technical merit, and once score for creativity, 10 points possible for each, with 20 points possible combined.

** Second round scores award for overall performance with 10 points possible.

*** Section 4 Class of '07 Rules require contestants falling within 1 point in total scores to face off in an additional round to determine a winner.

Posted April 29, 2006 at 12:58 AM

 

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